i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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