People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Enjoy the penises
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
