I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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