If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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