Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
