just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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