Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize