belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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