Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
is it fun? or sober?
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