It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need a beard to bite.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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