im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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