Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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