Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
