do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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