But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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