yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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