Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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