Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She's the barista slut.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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