NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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