And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
there's paper in my vomit.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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