someone owes me an orgasm
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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