I wish i was in the wii world.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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