Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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