Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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