Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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