At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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