so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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