i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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