it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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