i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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