im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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