stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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