You can't motorboat a personality
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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