Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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