We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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