You really coming over, don't trick.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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