there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Houston, we have a squirter
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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