I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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