i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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