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be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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