so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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