Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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