And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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