I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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