it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My breasts were aching with rage.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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