No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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