She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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