i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
someone owes me an orgasm
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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