I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
