do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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