Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize