it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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