So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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