i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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