I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making