There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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