shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am naked and annoyed.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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