Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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