How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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